Separated at birth

Last week was a tough one for Ross Kemp. The actor, who plays EastEnders hardman Grant Mitchell, saw his missus banged up after she allegedly walloped him in the chops after a night on the tiles – well, dinner with David Blunkett. So Kemp, who also goes by the name of Peter Lawson when moonlighting as Motorola’s general counsel, was relieved to try and repair the damage done to his tough guy image by slashing legal spend at the mobile business by $200m (£113m). He then trawled round a few hostelries frequented by partners who suffered from the cutbacks and spilt their pints – allegedly.