Please release me

A press release from Manchester firm Cobbetts has never hit Tulkinghorn's inbox with such impeccable timing.

Last Monday, Tulkinghorn indulged his hilarity at the 51 press releases some firm called Poppleston Allen had sent him on the new-ish Licensing Bill, with a near half page of ranting.

And what should come through that morning from our dear friends at Cobbetts? Trailing a mere 51 press releases behind our friends at Poppleston Allen, Cobbetts sent a very interesting and informative article entitled 'Licensing Bill 2003 – What Lies Ahead?” Hopefully, and Tulkinghorn must watch his mouth here, no more bloody press releases.