Character assassination

It’s traditional every year for Bevan Brittan trainees to put on a performance at the Christmas party. This year, hilariously, they’ve plumped for ‘Little Bevan Brittan’.

Rumours are flying around the firm that managing partner Stuart Whitfield will take up the role as Emily ‘I’m a lady’ Howard, the unconvincing transvestite. Bets are still open for who will be lucky enough to get the roles of ‘the only gay in the village’ Dafydd, or verbally-challenged teenager Vicky Pollard.