Zend in the clowns

What the…? Does anybody out there know what Howes Percival is on?
The 33-partner firm crashed into The Lawyer’s top 100 last year with an £18.8m turnover. Maybe the fame’s gone to its head, but the firm now appears to be claiming it possesses the necessary zen-like skills to ease its clients’ worries and put them all at peace with themselves.

“To escape the stresses of business life,” trumpets the firm’s website, “you could become at one with the universe or become one of our clients.”

What Mrs Tulkinghorn would like to know is whether the bare-chested yoga man is one of the firm’s clients, or one of Howes Percival’s lawyers?