Had your Phil?

Tulkinghorn was delighted to see Phil Jupitus at this year's Loties Awards Ceremony for technology. Jupitus asked for a show of lawyers' hands and when his one main heckler revealed himself as one of only two lawyers in the audience, a torrent of abuse rained down. Tulkinghorn has never experienced such a withering attack. The admittedly poor heckling was savagely put down with 15 f***s, 12 c***s and a t**t thrown in for good measure. Our lawyerly heckler could only manage another half-sentence before a second foul-mouthed volley brought a merciful end to the heckling.