Anus crime

Lawyers are well known for getting down and dirty when it comes to their precious work. But a certain partner at a particular magic circle firm recently took this idea a bit too far.
After a long-running argument with his neighbour and his dog over the “little messages” that the furry fiend was leaving in the partner's garden, our lovely lawyer decided to take matters into his own hands – quite literally. Tulkinghorn isn't sure how the neighbour reacted when he discovered half a pound of doggy do-do forced through his letterbox. But next time Tulkinghorn is out in the City, he'll be very careful who he shakes hands with.