The vin bin

Tulkinghorn would like to thank everyone for all his wonderful Christmas gifts, but a special thanks goes to generous Midlands-based firm Irwin Mitchell for sending him a lovely bottle of wine. He looked forward to sharing a glass or two with Mrs Tulkinghorn but tragically, as he opened the parcel, he was saddened to discover there was nothing more than a few shards of glass inside.
Of course, it's the thought that counts – or perhaps it was a fiendish ploy to spread despair among The Lawyer's hacks.