Starry night

Last week, Schillings, the media firm that's gotten so glitzy it's in danger of being mistaken for a celebrity hairdressers, kindly invited plain old Tulkinghorn to its party at the Sanderson Hotel. Imagine his glee when in the sea of long legs and Maldives tans he spotted a few famous faces, including singer Holly Valance, presenter Jeremy Clarkson and the delightful Ulrika Jonsson. Tulkinghorn couldn't possibly name her, but also present was a certain 'It' girl, who isn't really a client of the firm but had, through her agent, rung up to see if she could come too. Rumours that she entered the Sanderson with cries of “I'm a celebrity, get me in here” remain, naturally, unconfirmed.