Separated at birth

The leafy lanes of Berkshire are where the more genteel Southern cousin of the legendary foul-mouthed Northern club comic Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown can be found. Derek ‘Skinny’ Child, head of 11-partner firm Gardner Leader, has had a case management system recently installed at the firm. He says it “underpins everything, but also has a human face”. Rumours that the face is that of the Tourette-style funnyman Brown have yet to be confirmed.