Separated at birth

Is Holman Fenwick & Willan’s recent return to financial form, with net profit soaring by more than 20 per cent and turnover at record levels, at risk?

Tulkinghorn only asks because of the firm’s recent hiring policy, which now appears to extend to infamous cartoon characters. Wacky Races star villain Dick Dastardly is the latest recruit, coming on board under his professional nom de plume of David Relf, former partner at arch rival Stephenson Harwood.

Where’s Muttley? Tulkinghorn wants to know. And more importantly, does anyone know the whereabouts of Penelope Pitstop?