A bop, a skip and a hump

It seems all the most fun Christmas parties were held outside London. Tulkinghorn allowed himself a little chuckle at the story of a South East firm’s managing partner who is now affectionately referred to as ‘Skippy’ following a Christmas party booze-fuelled amorous encounter with a young associate over the side of a skip.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport – that’s one way to get a raise.