Have we got news for you! Pinsents is currently all aflush, with mergers and new alliance members sprouting up all over the place. But it’s closer to home that the national firm can really claim to have an ace up its sleeve. Corporate legend Andrew Hornigold, the man who goes by the affectionate moniker Goldie Hawn, can be revealed as none other than bumbling Tory toff Boris Johnson. No wonder the firm is in such a booming, bullish growth mode with such a genius on board. Rumours that Pinsents is considering hiring Neil Hamilton as the second half of a dream team were unconfirmed at the time of going to press.