Construction partner

This week’s caption competition, the latest in an occasional series, involves Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer’s head of finance Simon Hall.

The wedge supremo was on a recent pro bono jaunt to Durban (see Pro Bono & Community Action, page 13). The pic shows him taking some time out from housebuilding. Tulkinghorn’s flock have come up with the following effort, but if you can do better, you know the address.

“Eight-hundred grand a year and all he got me was this ferkin apple!”