Canvassing business

Richard Kemp, head of tech boutique Kemp Little, was spotted at Glastonbury last weekend struggling with his tent.

Apparently, the boffin had been dragged there by his 16-year-old son against his will. But according to Tulkinghorn’s spy, the Kempster was thoroughly enjoying himself as he got down to Groove Armada.

Rumours that he had a Camberwell Carrot dangling from his lips were unconfirmed.