French cheese

Used to the soothing tones of Vivaldi as hold music, Tulkinghorn was delighted to be treated to a much more upbeat tune when calling French firm Caubet Chouchana Meyer the other day.

A pity that the song on offer, Sex Bomb, wasn’t the recent Tom Jones cover but an even more camp version.

Still, points for effort – and for an attempt to update the faded image of law firms.