Separated at birth

Unconfirmed reports have come to Tulkinghorn that an errant judge has been found living in a cave on the plains of New Zealand. The judge, not to be confused with the Kiwis’ big new celebrity, Shrek the woolly Merino sheep, escaped from the UK court six years ago to eke out a hermit’s life on New Zealand’s South Island. The judge has foiled repeated attempts by local farmers to capture him, but was finally spotted and caught by some hikers. Originally, the owner of the hill station on which he was discovered planned to clip his overgrown wig and return him to the UK, but he now intends to make use of the judge as a charity exhibit.