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Tulkinghorn has just discovered that Keith Schilling, Naomi Campbell's solicitor and general 'lawyer to the stars', has a hidden talent. Not only has this man almost singlehandedly battled for a new law of privacy and helped his firm, Schillings, win The Lawyer Award for Niche Firm of the Year 2002 – he has also completed a touch-typing course.

Schilling is so proud of this achievement that the certificate proclaiming him a touch-typist worthy of any temping job has been displayed in the firm's reception area, hung just above The Lawyer Award plaque.

Tulkinghorn does wonder: did Campbell, who is known for the odd outburst of anger, scare Keith's secretary so much that he had to type up the supermodel's notes himself?