Has Richards Butler's Michael Skrein been hanging around with celebrities too much? Tulkinghorn bumped into Aldgate East's biggest Wolves fan the day after he'd been to the James Bond premiere, but the delightful Mr Skrein was, shall we say, a little wan.
Apparently, the best bit of the night was not Madonna's performance or the Queen's presence, or even Halle Berry's dress, but the goodie bag. For inside the goodie bag was a jewel, complete with instructions on how to wear it in one's navel. Tulkinghorn only hopes that Michael's partners nip this in the bud by telling him that crop tops and low-slung jeans are not quite the thing for dress-down day.