Tulkinghorn: Scran scam

Tulkinghorn received a stark warning as to the dangers of eating at posh restaurants last week from a particularly irate City partner.

Wim some, lose some

The press party at Allen & Overy earlier this month (8 September) generated the usual amount of embarrassing moments for any hack-filled bash, but Tulkinghorn’s favourite came courtesy of a more-than-tipsy non-legal scribe: “So wot choo do then?” slurred the sozzled soak. “Head up the newshhcore?”

“No,” replied Wim Dejonghe. “Campbell McIlroy’s your man for that. I’m busy enough running this firm.”