Separated at birth

Tulkinghorn was a little disturbed upon hearing rumours that comic football pundit David Baddiel had parted company with the three lions and his microphone and joined a serious US law firm. Several sources said that Baddiel was spotted cavorting with partners from Clearys. But fortunately, Ashar Qureshi, a close friend, promptly advised Tulkinghorn of the case of mistaken identity and confirmed the other man was him. Qureshi added that it is very simple to tell the two men apart as he always dresses in suits, while Baddiel generally goes for a more laid-back look.