Separated at birth

Tulkinghorn can reveal the truth about former Asda legal director Denise Jagger’s shock decision to take up partnership at Eversheds. It was all a ploy to protect her true identity. Jagger, we can reveal, is in fact none other than the Countess of Wessex. Her exit from Asda has nothing to do with helping the national firm develop its client relationship management programme, as the firm has claimed. It’s so her ladyship can spend more time with her new baby daughter. Bless.