Untoward award

They tried to make Tulkinghorn go to another awards ceremony but he said no, no, no. Instead he dispatched a drone to the event at a London hotel, where said worker bee drank formaldehyde-based wine and watched lawyers receive plastic trophies from somebody or other.

Nevertheless the drone buzzed with excitement on his return. Apparently the evening was enlivened not only by Clifford Chance PR chief Anna Ward’s apparent promotion to the real estate partnership, but also by the unfortunate lawyer who received his award to the strains of Amy Winehouse’s hit Back To Black.

Tulkinghorn wonders if the poor chap really did “leave no time to regret” and “kept his dick wet”…