A novel press release

Where to start? Tulkinghorn came face-to-face with a five-page press release last week. Five – count them – pages. What, he wondered, could possibly be so earth-shattering that it deserved not one, two, three or even four pieces of A4 (which is almost a tree), but five?
The future front-page splash was… wait for it… a legal assistant at Keoghs whose legal career was “taking off thanks to her apprenticeship”.

A heartwarming story, there’s no doubt, but was it really absolutely necessary to chop down a forest to tell us?