Mind the sap

Tulkinghorn has never started a conversation with an attractive lady on the Tube but it seems some beautiful girls don't mind this at all. At least they don't when approached by celebrity solicitor Henri Brandman.

While recently travelling back from court on the Victoria Line, Brandman found himself sitting next to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Brandman was so amazed by her radiance he plucked up the courage to speak to the attractive stranger.

His first question, which is admittedly a bit rubbish, was: “Are you from Brazil?”

“No, Turkey,” she replied. She then asked Brandman what he did for a living. “I'm a lawyer,” he said. “What do you do?”

The beauty smiled and said: “I'm Miss World.”