The Lawyer – it's on the case

I see. It's the president (of the Law Society) now, is it? Why not martin mears as well? Would that not show suitable disrespect. Or the lord chancellor even? Now I can agree with that one.

Presumably all this indicates what a trendy, upbeat publication yours is – unlike the Gazette which still sadly writes of President. Much more of this and you will earn an entry into Private Eye. Sorry, private eye.

Philip Kirkland

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Southampton SO40 3BY.