Eat my shorts

Tulkinghorn would be keen to hear from a certain female tax lawyer at Clifford Chance who has a penchant for eating underpants.
Said lawyer was approached late one Friday night by the Channel 4 alternative chat show So Graham Norton and asked to tuck into the edible underpants, sported by some roped-in sucker. Keen to dispel the myth that tax lawyers are boring, she munched away until the pants were no more. Her blushes were spared, however, by the fact that he was wearing jeans underneath.