Nuclear cower

As Messrs Bush and Blair finalise the battle plan for their war with Iraq, West Midlands firm Waldrons is not taking any chances. Tulkinghorn spotted a team of 15 lawyers from the firm checking out a nuclear bunker in Staffordshire. He did wonder if the firm was planning to relocate to the vast complex of tunnels which contains air-filtration systems, massive generators, a fully equipped kitchen, a doctor's surgery and several bedrooms, but he can confirm that this is not the case. The delegates were in fact taking part in a group bonding exercise. What's wrong with a night down the pub, Tulkinghorn wonders.