Great news for lawyers. Sven Goran Eriksson is among you. Tulkinghorn is proud to reveal that, along with his many other obvious talents, our Sven has branched out into the law (perhaps understandable given the free coaching that he will have received from his lawyer girlfriend), and is currently working at Mills & Reeve under the pseudonym Guy Hodgson. Okay, so you might say that Hodgson looks somewhat different to our new friend Sven. But he has got silver hair, a fresh face and spectacles. And, after all, does one really need an excuse to refer to football at the moment. Tulkinghorn for one doesn't think so, and one week on is still enjoying the sound of that wonderful German wordünf.