Anyone for golf?

Tulkinghorn is extremely careful with his possessions and would advise all of his esteemed colleagues to act likewise. The reason? While recently wandering through one of London's more colourful districts late one dark and rainy night, Tulkinghorn spied a young lady of the night sheltered underneath a Tarlo Lyons golf umbrella. Despite the slump in the IT sector, it appears that other areas are not so limp.