Film bluffs

Tulkinghorn realises that City law firms should grab every available opportunity to associate themselves with the cool and glamour of Hollywood, but Allen & Overy's (A&O) latest desperate attempt falls short in every department.

Picture the scene. Marketing executives and partners enter a huddle to decide the name for their seminar on the wireless industry. “Hmm wireless it's been a bit of a battle for them recently scores of companies have died bloodshed in the capital markets “

Now Tulkinhorn is all in favour of a bit of brainstorming and blue-sky thinking but: “Saving Private Wireless”?!?