Dress stroke

Being a fitness fanatic (ahem), Tulkinghorn was horrified when he heard about a Deutsche Bank in-house lawyer’s terrible experience at LA Fitness.

The poor chap was enjoying a relaxing swim in the pool at LA Fitness’s Marylebone branch when a thieving toerag broke into his locker and stole his clothes. The in-house lawyer (who shall remain nameless, although his colleagues at Deutsche will no doubt know whom Tulkinghorn is talking about) was forced to wander around in a towel while trying to locate his belongings. Fortunately, the clothes, which had been dumped by the thief, were eventually found. Probably not enough Burberry.