A&O's dapper crapper

Urgent news story just in – or out: Allen & Overy (A&O), international magic circle law firm and all that, has just won the Loo of the Year Award 2002 from the British Toilet Association.

The firm is flushed with success after being voted number one for number twos and is bursting with pride to be ranked alongside the comfortable facilities of the Lakeside Shopping Centre and even the Tower of London.

Unfortunately, an A&O spokesman was “away from his desk for five minutes” when Tulkinghorn called, but clearly this is truly the firm that gives a sh*t.