Tulkinghorn often finds press releases rather dull, but for pure brain-searing banality nothing quite beats one hapless exponent's recent efforts. The unfortunate PR mistakenly sent Tulkinghorn her week's to-do list instead of a promised press release. Tulkinghorn eagerly opened the document in the hope of some shocking insight into the glamorous world of media relations. But it was not to be. Monday was spent "chasing Paul for image", which duly appeared on Tuesday "to be sent to legal titles".
With everything done, Wednesday to Friday was completely blank, presumably spent in the pub or Top Shop.