Lawyer luvvie Mark Stephens continued his good run of form last week with the release of his 158th book, International Libel and Privacy Handbook.
But Stephens is not a man to be satisfied with just a book launch to keep up a high profile. On Monday 8 May the great man could be heard on the BBC's Today programme spouting forth on the likelihood of litigation following Spurs' ill-timed bout of alleged food poisoning the night before its final game of the season.
Tulkinghorn decided it might be worth a quick web search to see where else the esteemed Mr Stephens might have popped up recently, but failed at the first hurdle when the poor server complained: "The search (Mark) and (Stephens) and (lawyer) has been interrupted because it will return more than 3,000 results." Good going, sir.