Stiff opposition

Tulkinghorn really got to show off his general knowledge at the annual United Kingdom Oil Lawyers’ Group’s quiz night last week. But his determination to prove that he was the brainiest lawyer at his table (hosted by Petro-Canada UK legal counsel Sean Rush) resulted in a rather embarrassing revelation.

Tulkinghorn was the only lawyer at his table who knew the answer to the following: “What colour are Viagra tablets?” Unfortunately, despite Tulkinghorn’s best efforts, his team ranked eleventh out of 14, when of course, it was hoping to have come first.