Simmons & Simmons smashes PEP target

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  • Marilyn

    "Men grow cold
    As girls grow old,
    And we all lose our charms in the end.

    But diamonds, diamonds, diamonds -
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend."

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  • Who's the Daddy?

    Puff Daddy has a motorhome with a marble floor. I don't know whether that costs exactly £47,000, but it did make me respect him far more as an individual.

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  • £47k

    £47k? That's roughly the price of... an NQ salary, isn't it?

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  • Gravel Pit

    A wise man once said: "Cash Rules Everything Around Me. CREAM! Get the money. Dollar dollar bills y'all"

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  • Anonymous.

    Average 4,700,000 cola bottles per partner. (CBPP).

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  • £47k.

    Oxfam does this thing where instead of a crappy Christmas gift you can buy poor villages stuff like a toilet, a donkey, a llama or a well. I'd bet that £47k buys you a pretty bad-ass well.

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  • Football pools.

    They're the investment of the future.

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  • No way!

    Partners should buy junk bonds instead. I'd be happy to help.

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  • Spare £47k

    diamond-studded nipple clamps. You can get them on the internet.

    Probably.

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  • PEP

    Well done Simmons for beating their target, but it still leaves them far short of that plan they had in yesteryear of joining the magic circle.

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  • Simmons & Simmons smashes PEP target

    you could pay your bonus to me. I would spend it wisely (I promise).

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  • Spare £47,000

    If I had a spare 47k I'd buy a pony. I never had one as a child, and I can still feel the pain.

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  • Cheap at twice the price

    The partners are in luck, I'm on sale for £47,000.

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  • £47k

    I'd buy Donald Trump a more convincing wig.

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  • £47k

    I'd get loads and loads and LOADS of tea-bags, so I'd never ever run out.

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  • £47k

    A really cool bike with a flag on the back and loads of spokey-dokeys.

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  • Spare cash

    £600k is pretty good annual earnings for anyone. Partners should do some good with the money: there are more worthy causes out there than donors.

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  • Rubbish

    £47k is peanuts. In fact I spent £47k on peanuts for lunch today. I had a handful and threw the rest in my solid gold bin. I don't like peanuts.

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  • Re: spare cash (17.04)

    good call. Find out what the cleaners are earning: I doubt it would be £47,000 between them.

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  • £47k

    I'd hold two or three really good parties with all my mates and family in attendance. Once the last of your mates gets married no-one holds events like that anymore.

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  • Shillings and pence

    But remember that £47,000 today is worth only about £2 4/6 in old money. That wasn't enough to buy a Wham bar in an East End brothel. Of course the internet has changed all that now.

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  • 47K

    The money should be donated to charity. Pass a legislation on the same: if your earning are higher than that projected you donate the rest. If it's lower your fired!

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  • Extra cash

    Why don't all the partners club together to buy another urinal they could stick on the wall in client reception and call it art?

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