Simmons & Simmons smashes PEP target

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  • Marilyn

    "Men grow cold
    As girls grow old,
    And we all lose our charms in the end.

    But diamonds, diamonds, diamonds -
    Diamonds are a girl's best friend."

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  • Who's the Daddy?

    Puff Daddy has a motorhome with a marble floor. I don't know whether that costs exactly £47,000, but it did make me respect him far more as an individual.

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  • £47k

    £47k? That's roughly the price of... an NQ salary, isn't it?

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  • Gravel Pit

    A wise man once said: "Cash Rules Everything Around Me. CREAM! Get the money. Dollar dollar bills y'all"

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  • Anonymous.

    Average 4,700,000 cola bottles per partner. (CBPP).

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  • £47k.

    Oxfam does this thing where instead of a crappy Christmas gift you can buy poor villages stuff like a toilet, a donkey, a llama or a well. I'd bet that £47k buys you a pretty bad-ass well.

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  • Football pools.

    They're the investment of the future.

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  • No way!

    Partners should buy junk bonds instead. I'd be happy to help.

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  • Spare £47k

    diamond-studded nipple clamps. You can get them on the internet.

    Probably.

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  • PEP

    Well done Simmons for beating their target, but it still leaves them far short of that plan they had in yesteryear of joining the magic circle.

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