Short and sweet

Tulkinghorn caused a stir in the insolvency world last month with his revelations about a certain high-profile practitioner who once got up on stage at a sex bar in Malaga to be fellated by a dwarf.
Now he hears that the management at this man’s firm was so alarmed that this titbit had entered the public domain that they have decided to take abortive action. The firm has ruled that our insolvency star must be chaperoned by another partner at every networking event.