Sharp exit

More news of former Dewey Ballantine capital markets rainmaker Camille Abousleiman.

Word reaches Tulkinghorn that his move to LeBoeuf precipitated the ejection of London managing partner Peter Sharp from his prestigious corner office.

Sharp assured Tulkinghorn that this was merely a feature of LeBeouf’s forever-growing office and it had merely been his turn to move. “It’s a bit like dealing with a growing teenager,” he said. “Their shoes are forever too small.”

Tulkinghorn is certain that Abousleiman’s $15m (£7.71m) book of business had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with him securing a decent view.