Separated at birth

Tony Soprano has slimmed down and got ­himself a job at Virgin Media ­disguised as deputy general counsel Scott ­Dresser. Apparently he will oversee ­matters such as M&A, ­corporate strategy, ­communications, ­government affairs and competition matters, in his own brutal style. No ­mention has been made of his role in the ‘waste ­disposal’ department of the media group.