Separated at birth

The annual car crash TV that is Big Brother can usually be relied upon to produce a few lawyer lookalikes, but few have been better than cleaner Tracey and Field Fisher Waterhouse (FFW) managing partner Moira Gilmour.

So uncanny is the resemblance that Tulkinghorn may be forced to tune in to the awful programme to double-check that FFW is not, in fact, currently without a leader.

Apparently, according to the Big Brother website, raver Tracey is a peacemaker who knows everyone in her village, has never been on a plane and has never switched on a computer. FFW partners, does this ring any bells?