Tulkinghorn and his hacks on The Lawyer do occasionally enjoy the odd drop of the uisge beatha, so imagine their excitement when they stumbled (literally) across the Scotch Malt Whisky Society. Proving their… er… 'thirst for knowledge', the craic team was were treated to an informative briefing, a comprehensive tasting session - and a tour of the private members' club. A thoroughly enjoyable time was had by all. But there's more. The society has kindly donated a free membership for Tulkinghorn to give away. All you have to do is email your answers to the following questions to the usual address by Friday 1 August. The lucky whisky winner will be drawn out of the hat. 1. Which is the smallest distillery in Scotland? 2. What is the precise definition of a single malt? 3. Which is the peatiest Scotch whisky available in the shops? Which two managing partners, now rivals, used to date while together at law school?