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Arsenal turns to Slaughters for Fàbregas sale

Obviously, this was a terrible piece of business by Arsenal. But, fun as it is to blame Slaughters for the club's apparently never-emding woes, it's a bit far fetched. I'm imaging the following scenario... Wenger: "I'm having a 'mare, Christopher. I can't get Samba, Cahill or Jegielka cheap enough and that donkey Djourou's just gone down with ankle knack too. What should I do?" Chris Saul: "Calm down, geezer. Keep Tommy V sweet by giving him the armband, stick Song at the back in the meantime and there's this 15-year-old at Charlton who can play left or right and you can get him for half a bag of pork scratchings and a subscription to Viz. That'll be 600 grand please. Oh, and could you tell Marouane to drop my dry cleaning off at the office?"

17-Aug-2011

2:05 pm