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Camerons to cut 9 per cent of support staff as part of Integreon deal

I've passed Weston's bland statement through my recently developed Corporate Reports Analysis Program, which provides the following translation: "We're actually making lots of money, far more than most people could even dream of earning, and we could easily afford not to make these redundancies. However, by dumping loyal employees, and transferring their work to people who are very poor and will work for next to nothing we can help satisfy our insatiable greed and selfishness, which is our real priority." A very useful program, and one which I intend to make widely available.

25-Jan-2011

1:11 pm