"I've never seen a flying saucer... and I don't profess to having been abducted, but I don't think believing in UFOs makes one an 'odd bod'. From what I've heard of what they do to you... I'd rather extract my own semen than have it done for me." - Irving David, senior partner at David Wineman Solicitors, currently acting for former members of Spandau Ballet. See News Profile page 12.