Question time

Tulkinghorn hears of high jinks in the North East, where Dickinson Dees is hiring a local theatre to put on its very own gameshow later this month.
While the firm's results this year suggest that playing Who wants to be a Millionaire? would be a little bit optimistic, the firm has opted for a hybrid. Whether anyone in senior management has a soft spot for domantrix-style middle-aged women in leather trousers is not clear, but the firm has opted for 'Who Wants to be the Weakest Link?' instead. One lucky member of the firm's social committee will get to dress up like the Welshaphobe herself, while another may have to go into hiding after adopting the persona of Chris Tarrant. At the time of going to print, the names of the two mugs – sorry volunteers – remained a closely guarded secret.