Tulkinghorn hears that Nabarro Nathanson lawyers are up in arms… over the quality of the firm's snacks. Managing partner Nicole Paradise seems to have inadvertently imposed her health kick on the entire firm.

The story goes that Paradise had a quiet word with kitchen staff to ask for a few more healthy options from the canteen. The trouble is, they were rather overenthusiastic about her plea. Supplies of biscuits and chocolate bars to meeting rooms were suddenly slashed in favour of bowls of fruit. The change might have put temptation out of the reach of Paradise, but other staff are missing their fix of sugar and stodge. Tulkinghorn issues a plea on behalf of all at Nabarros: Nicole, bring back the biscuits.