Not Pullen his punches

The January detox has become such a dull and predictable routine that it really takes something to surprise Tulkinghorn. And here it is. Legendary unfit bloke Mike Pullen, of DLA Piper Bloody Jim Cary, has not had a drink since Boxing Day.

Not only that, Pullen has begun training to lose weight. And not only that. He’s apparently hired 1980s boxer Errol Christie to whip him into shape. A slimline Pullen. What a tonic.