Nigel, Keith and the Arsenal oligarch

It’s back to school this week, and it’s good to see libel kings Schillings starting the new term with a bang.

For shockingly, Keith Schilling has been tempted out of his Soho bunker. The entire firm has decamped from its old offices (just a stone’s throw away from the Groucho Club, darlings) to a swanky new Georgian pad in Bedford Square.

The firm has also just warned half of Fleet Street to tread very, very carefully when writing about new Gooner oligarch Alisher Usmanov.

All of which conjures up the enticing prospect of Keith Schilling going head to head with Nigel Boardman as the Arsenal lawyer of choice. Now that’s a match we’d pay to view.