News reached Tulkinghorn last week of an emotional farewell party on Olswang's 'seventh floor party area' (is this what they call the roof in media circles?) for outgoing chief executive Jonny Goldstein.
Drink was drunk, tears were shed and songs, allegedly, were sung.
Tulkinghorn failed to prise out of the tighter-than-tight lips of the firm's PR posse the titles of any of the songs the former Olswang head was supposed to have sung. So he asked the man himself.
Which was it, Jonny? Don't you forget about me? Leavin' on a jet plane? Say hello, wave goodbye? Sadly, Goldstein wasn't saying.